Why FB? I asked the little bird. The little bird hasn’t tweeted yet.

fat little bird

 

So I thought we were all getting along just fine.  And then there was Myspace.  I got that figured out (finally) and then I had to get on board with facebook.  Okay, I am friended! And I am even liked and like things ( I shouldn’t).   But now in order to stay hip or with it or cool (or whatever I am trying to do) I have to tweet and blog.  Getting that figured out (check!) and now in order to work, apparently I also have to  linkn, elance, and tweak my own web site so I can use adwords and adsense from google!  Whew!  How do people find the time much less the online time?  I actually have very good friends (no names) who I regularly forgive for facebook updating and tweaking tweets while lunching with me.  It is normal and par for the online, social-mediaing (new words all over the place because of all this too.  Have you noticed?  Has your phone accepted the word “texted” yet?  Mine hasn’t.  But that is because it is over three years old.) course.

Bad News Books

I need to be literary inspired again.  When I was young, I would blast through a book in  a day.  Now I check out a book from the library and hate it before I get through the first page.  I try to know before I bring it home.  I read some random page at the library.  I look for content and style and get it if I am motivated.  How does this always happen to me that I don’t figure out how much I hate it until after I get it home and check it out?!  I am done!  So it is time for you to inspire me.  Let me know which books I should read.  Thank you!